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Sunday, July 31. 2011
Whether my kids had no idea what an inmate was or that the older one read "intimate" in place of "inmate" on a bumper sticker!
The kids had gone out to the van ahead of me today as we left for a day adventure. When I got out the two older ones were asking me what "My child is this month's top intimate at the county jail" (a spoof on the ones stating "My kid is on the honor roll/top student") meant. I was confused but saw them staring at the bumper sticker on the back of a van parked in front of ours. I read it to them, "My child is this month's top inmate at the county jail" and they looked equally confused and the three oldest in unison asked "what is an inmate?!" The following conversation proved to be quite interesting as the humor and spin on the familiar bumper sticker was lost on them. They had a very literal interpretation and were trying to figure out who owned the van as they studied a group of people working on a house a few doors down.